How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

	AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle ...
	BASENJI: LIGHT BULB? We don't change no stinking light bulbs!
	BEAGLE: How many cookies do I get?
	BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
	BOXER: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark……
	CHIHUAHUA: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or 'We don't need no stinking light bulb.'
	COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
	DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
	DOBERMAN: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
	GERMAN SHEPHERD: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark , checked to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
	GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
	GREYHOUND: It isn't moving. Who cares?
	HOUND DOG: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ...
	IRISH WOLFHOUND: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover….
	JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
	LAB: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
	MALAMUTE: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
	MASTIFF: Mastiffs are not afraid of the dark. Really, we're not.
	OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!
	POINTER: I see it! There it is! There it is! Right there!Can't you see it yet?! Look!
	POMERANIAN: We don't change light bulbs, although sometimes our agent will get a German Shepherd in to do the job for us while we're out.
	POODLE: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
	PUG: Uh, two. Or maybe one. No -- on second thought, make that two. Is that OK with you?
	ROTTWEILER: Make me.
	SCHNAUZER: Bark bark bark. Mom, the lightbulb is out…bark bark bark bark…MOM! I said the lightbulb is out! Bark bark bark bark bark…MOM!!! WHAT PART OF THAT DIDN'T YOU HEAR? I MEAN HELLO????
	SHIBA-INU: Zero! Shibas aren't afraid of the dark!
	SHIH TZU: Who me change a light bulb? We are royal decedents and we have staff to do that for us.
	SPRINGER SPANIEL: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?
	TIBETAN TERRIER: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy!
	YORKSHIRE TERRIER: I'm over qualified, have the boxer do it!
	And what about CATS?
	CATS: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?

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